a fe14 alternate universe where they’re all literally contestants in family feud

• Kamui is the host
• Sakura and Mikoto are the priestesses that say oddly sexual answers and Kamui yells at them
• Marx is the guy who says something really specific/obscure and is surprised when it’s not one of the answers on the board
• Garon tries to fistfight Mikoto and Ryoma so he gets escorted out and replaced with one of the Nohrian sibling’s subordinates
• Camilla accidentally turns around during the final round and sees all the previous answers
• Takumi accidentally slaps the table instead of the buzzer and Leon gets to answer first
• Leon can’t answer because he’s too busy laughing and Takumi gets the first answer anyway
• Ryoma answers questions with answers that aren’t even valid. i.e.: “Name something that has the word ‘soda’ in it.” “Sparkling water.”
• Hinoka and Elise are the only sane ones and usually get the final answer to clear the board